Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

by The Russler650 May 28, 2012

Papaya Parmesan

Sprinkling the dried jizz from the tip of your dick around a woman's vagina (see papaya)

An after that, I gave that bitch a papaya parmesan!

by Krohnan June 1, 2015

parmesan flat bread

extreme deep throat

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010

Nasty Parmesan

Weed that is so dank, it reaks of a fine cheese.

Josh always brings some nasty parmesan whenever he comes over.

by Nalders June 24, 2014

Paines

Overly camp student whose entirety of friends reside on the 789 bus. Partial to the odd dosage of Salsa dancing. Takes a keen interest in Windows and PDAs, as well as an unhealthy habbit for eBay.

1)I did all the work, you're not having the results
2)Daaannn
3)Aleeexxx
4)Salsa's great fun!

by Dr Orange Wilks January 18, 2005

Parns

A word used to describe a pervert. Derived from the comedian Chris Parnell of Saturday Night Live (SNL) who played many pervy characters such as Merv the Perv during his time on the show and did a damn good job at it.

"Ew, that teacher is so disgusting!"
"I know, he's a total Parns."

"That guy is such a Parns!"

by NicoleSaysChyea! November 27, 2006

providence parmesan

To cum on a woman's pubes after fucking her while she's menstruating heavily. A true providence parmesan requires overnight drying.

My old lady's on the rag, so I cooked up a providence parmesan last night.

by PaulieB January 5, 2009