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Get the paranoidwheeler mug.A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic
While being exterminated by treatment
While being exterminated by treatment
Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber
by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021
Get the Paranoid schizophrenic mug.The act of being so convinced that your worst fear is going to come true that you force it to become true, whether intentionally or unintentionally.
Common Examples:
*people who are so afraid they are going to be dumped, they dump their boyfriend/girlfriend/ spouse as a precautionary measure.
*companies who are in financial trouble who's managers run the company into the ground through their lame attempts to prevent the company from failing;
*an employee who underperforms and gets fired;
Common Examples:
*people who are so afraid they are going to be dumped, they dump their boyfriend/girlfriend/ spouse as a precautionary measure.
*companies who are in financial trouble who's managers run the company into the ground through their lame attempts to prevent the company from failing;
*an employee who underperforms and gets fired;
Suzie: So, Lisa, how is it going with Ted?
Lisa: Oh, I dumped him last week.
Suzie: But it seemed like things were going so well!
Lisa: Na, I felt like he was going to end it with me so I dumped him first.
Suzie: That's like the third guy you have dumped in the past few months!
Lisa: Yeah but nobody wants to be with me, anyway!
Suzie: Sounds to me like you have mastered Paranoid Self Fulfillment!
-See also (offensive rebound)
CEO: Staff, sales are down so we need to determine how to save the company.
Employee 1: Well first off we should reduce our commitment to quality customer service and customer satisfaction.
Employee 2: I also think we should put some serious pressure on our top sales performers to bring us more business, and make it clear to them if they don't we will show them the door.
Employee 3: It would also be good if we skimp on our ingredients and aren't so quality control oriented.
CEO: Great ideas, everyone!
Janitor: These guys are on their way to paranoid self fulfillment!
Lisa: Oh, I dumped him last week.
Suzie: But it seemed like things were going so well!
Lisa: Na, I felt like he was going to end it with me so I dumped him first.
Suzie: That's like the third guy you have dumped in the past few months!
Lisa: Yeah but nobody wants to be with me, anyway!
Suzie: Sounds to me like you have mastered Paranoid Self Fulfillment!
-See also (offensive rebound)
CEO: Staff, sales are down so we need to determine how to save the company.
Employee 1: Well first off we should reduce our commitment to quality customer service and customer satisfaction.
Employee 2: I also think we should put some serious pressure on our top sales performers to bring us more business, and make it clear to them if they don't we will show them the door.
Employee 3: It would also be good if we skimp on our ingredients and aren't so quality control oriented.
CEO: Great ideas, everyone!
Janitor: These guys are on their way to paranoid self fulfillment!
by Larry Murgatroid June 3, 2010
Get the Paranoid Self Fulfillment mug.paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid argues that the great works of Shakespeae are plagarized from his own works and he is really Sir Francis Bacon, incarnate.
by BlogOneDos May 27, 2007
Get the paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid mug.The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.
Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.
by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011
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Get the Paranoid Rectitus mug.there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.
when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.
by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016
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