coming out of the pantry

When a heterosexual reveals they are straight as opposed to being gay.
When a person who pretends to be gay is found out to be staright. Metro sexual.

"Every one thought Bob to be gay until he was coming out of the pantry."

by johndough November 8, 2005

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Pantry Privileges

something that Anna should give to John

hey bro did you get the pantry privileges

by homiefucker August 19, 2024

pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had

Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!

by calidomo October 23, 2014

pantry predator

An indiviual who will stalk and prey upon the food of others in a community living environment. This could be a roommate or co worker that shares a pantry or refrigerator with others. Pantry predatoring is not limited to only food, toiletries, left- overs and perishables. It is the act of taking such without the consent or permission of the rightful owner.

Our roommate is a pantry predator, late at night when everyone is sleeping , he raids the refrigerator!

by Creativelingo November 22, 2018

Gibbo's Pantry

The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo

That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!

by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019

Pantry fishing

Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad

Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2022