Pandering

A manipulative device used by politicians to agree and support the popular view of a particular group or groups of people in order secure their vote. Although the philosophy or interest of this particular politician is not necessarily in tune with that particular group, he or she will appear as though he or she agrees with a particular group, particularly during the election season, in order to win his/her sear.

The interest of particular groups may be somewhat farfetched, including creating Utopia's for them to live in or to achieve the so called "rainbows" and "butterflies" they so want to have. But, if that is what the educated politician has to agree with in order to win on election day, then he/she will do it.

Gullible Citizen: I want the government to help us pay our mortgages, pay for our kids to go to college, and help pay our utility bills.

Politician's mind: This may be pure pandering because there is NO way the government should or can take care of any of those requests; but, i guess I'll have to say "sure thing".

by Concerned individual August 1, 2012

pandeist

Someone who believes in pandeism, but particularly a chick who will give you hot nonstop fucking because she thinks God became the Universe to experience hot nonstop fucking.

Dude, I'm dating a pandeist chick, it's awesome! All we do is hot nonstop fucking!

by J.D.G. brj September 16, 2006

Padercle

This is a slang word created by the Mastro’s that references a mans junk otherwise known as the cock or penis.

The man pushes his hairy Padercle in my anus.

by TMastro December 15, 2018

Pandergas

The pace at which one one walks. Can range from a stroll to a sprint - the pace can be determined by the urgency in the tone of voice used.

"DAMN, GUYS, WE NEED TO PANDERGAS TO THE SHOPS, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!11ONE"
or
"Fancy a pandergas through the park? We've got a few hours to spare"

by Kate T & James P June 24, 2008

The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.

"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"

by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021

pandega

Pandega is an old word from Java, Indonesia.
The real meaning of Pandega is a good captain/leader of your peoples.
Nowadays, Pandega use as the highest level of scout in Indonesia.

"You are so brave and always help the team like Pandega!"
"As the Pandega, you can lead your own scout."

by txtsa June 8, 2020

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009