preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.

Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"

by NickyG103 June 14, 2006

Peeemp

Urban slang for "pimp"

pimp
n.
One who finds customers for a prostitute; a procurer.

Also see Pemp and Peemp

Peeemp comes from people who are just too "Pemp and Peemp"

Jamal: My Nigga steve is a Peeemp!

T-Dogg: That bitch Steve ain't no Peeemp!

Bebo: Both of you SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by bebo January 7, 2005

Pavement Artist

A person who goes fairly unnoticed, and blends in with the scenery. They don't stand out or draw attention.

She blends in so well, I'd consider her an expert pavement artist.

by chameleon.candy December 7, 2009

pavement dance

What happens when two people are walking towards each other on a pavement, but both try to go the same way to dodge each other. That is, one sidesteps to their own right and one sidesteps to their own left. Sometimes the move is repeated immediately after, with the dancers sidestepping in the opposite direction.

John pavement danced with 3 strangers on his way to work.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 18, 2004

chasing pavements

Incorrect interpretation of lyrical meaning of song by British Neo Soul singer Adele. Adele said this misinterpretation in urbandictionary caused the song to be banned by several United States radio stations. The song was refers an incident that occurred after a Adele had a fight with a former boyfriend and she was running around the streets at 6AM aimlessly and she thought to herself what you are doing is chasing pavements(sidewalks in U.S.A.)

Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste?
Even If i knew my place should i leave it there?
Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere

by Ed Kollin October 24, 2008

pavement surfing

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

Panem Forever

A Minecraft RPG server set in the world of Suzanne Collins' book series: The Hunger Games.

"Aww dude! Have you been on Panem Forever?"
"Yeah bro. I love seeing children starve to death."

by Antonius Bui September 21, 2020