Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019

packing chew

Packing chew is another way of saying chewing tobacco. It is a smokeless tobacco that comes in small tub, popular brands of chew include:
Grizzly
Skoal
Copenhagen

It is very popular amongst junior hockey players in North America.

Me and Jeboris were packing chew last night after the big game.

by WillBurrows21uk21 January 9, 2019

packing plastic

Having credit cards that have large limits or no limits at all.

I dont care I am "packing plastic" I can buy anything I want

by Myimmortal791 June 28, 2008

packing a lipper

The act of putting chewing tobacco like skoal Copenhagen and taking a pinch and putting in your lip between you teeth and gum.

Chris"ho Joe you packing a lipper over there"
Joe "Ya dawg i'm packing a fat lip of skoal"

by Skoal city February 29, 2016

Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey

Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.

by jaffaw December 28, 2009

packing raisins

when your nipples are cold due to the weather and are hard enough to cut through the floor/glass

yo look at the broad shes packing raisins...
damn bro look at those raisins

by ballsdeepinlove December 30, 2009

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019