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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Cum Pockets

Two indentions located on the small of a woman's lower back, located on both sides of her backbone. These indentations can be used to temporarily contain ejaculation in a pocket like fashion. This is found quite useful during "doggie style" sexual intercourse as a place to hold semen.
Last night I was nailing that broad doggie style, when I pulled out and I shot my load right into her cum pockets on her back! It was awesome! Not even one drop spilt!
by Kelley M. January 11, 2009
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Gun Packet

The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?

Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.

Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?

Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.

Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?

Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
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Mustard packet

A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.
Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017
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Loud Pockets

Money is in my pockets. Im basically rolling big son.
I got some loud pockets. My pockets on loud.
by icdc June 19, 2011
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run your pockets

This is used mostly by African Americans to announce that they want to rob you. The full expression is "run or give me whatever is in your pockets" then it just became, "run your pockets".
yo i saw that ipod nano man, dont hide that shit from me. RUN YOUR POCKETS SON!!!
by DJ Llen December 26, 2005
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Packet loss

A packet is a piece of data that is sent or received. For example, pressing the jump button in a game sends a packet of data to the server to perform the jump.

Packet loss is when those packets of information or data do not reach their destination, therefore being lost. Like when you press the jump button, and nothing happens, because the packet of data needed to jump was lost along its journey to the server.
Damn dude, my game has so much packet loss. I lost 2 games because of it!
by The Chip Lord Himself October 10, 2021
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