packet kiddie

A fucking asshole who spends nights and days on the internet infecting people with litmus bots and uses them to packet others also known as a botnet

My friend sue is a packet kiddie, funny thing is i actually pwned her first

by Joshua Tempesta March 7, 2004

mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.

"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"

by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007

crap packets

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

ketchup packet

The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"

Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"

by bujo March 29, 2007

packet kiddies

1) Lamers
2) Abusive people
3) The people with 3 inch penises
4) dizee
5) dizee's crap mother.

dizee's mother unfortunately does not know how to raise children, and therefore, has spawned this sad little thing.

by DALnetSupporter February 22, 2003

Gold Packets

Another word for condoms

Hey I have gold packets.....you wanna Fuck Me???

by jdoooggg12333 October 8, 2009

Packet-slut

A person who is willing to partake in trading sexual favours for some mind altering substances.

Everyone knows he’s only getting laid because that girl he is seeing is a major packet-slut feening for her next hit of meth!

by Coastalkiwi June 20, 2018