packet tracer

stupid networking software everyone hates

> we started using packet tracer at school

> rip your happiness soul and will to live

by yeehwa November 30, 2021

Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.

The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.

by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..

Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...

by Packety2023 April 16, 2024

Fart Packet

A Taco Bell burrito.

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.

by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

Radge packet

A being who is not considered a full blown radgy/ radgie because of their size. Usually a young relative or friend of a radgy/s who is learning the traits, or a guy who has angry little man syndrome and thinks they can take on anyone.

seen that little guy over there, he just asked me for a "lend of a half a quid" or he'd tax me. A told him to fuck off, stupid radge packet.

you seen that crazy kid?! absolute packet of radge, man!

by *J-bone* January 12, 2012

Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020