Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011

transcendent progress

Someone who has taken transexuality to a new level and parttakes in the removing of the penis or pussy to be whole in their search of identification.

Ciara made partial transcendent progress because she had her dick surgically removed.

by Jimmy Walls August 8, 2008

button progress

An instance within the Roblox game "Juke's Towers of Hell" where sections in a tower that have already been completed are able to be skipped if the player fails and has to replay some of the tower.

"Aw man, I just failed floor 10. Good thing there's button progress."

by Superluigidummy June 28, 2023

Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

Meta-Progress

Progress in the very rate or nature of progress itself. It’s not inventing the car; it’s inventing the assembly line that makes cars cheaper and faster to invent. It’s the shift from linear, human-driven advancement to exponential, technology-accelerated change. Reaching a point of meta-progress is like finding the cheat code for civilization, where each breakthrough shortens the time until the next one, potentially leading to a vertical line on the graph of history.

*Example: "The 21st century isn't about new inventions; it's about meta-progress. The internet didn't just give us cat videos; it created the global collaboration network that accelerated biotech, which then accelerated AI, which is now designing the next acceleration engine. We're not riding a train; we're strapped to a rocket that's building a faster rocket."*

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

age progress

Instead of age regressing its becoming like old to roleplay hence progression not regression

Hey do you want to age progress?

by anne.freak November 6, 2025

tall in progress

Somebody who is short but is working up to their tallness.

“Dang she’s really short dude.”

“Nah, she’s just tall in progress”

“Ohhhh”

by Itbeme September 24, 2017