Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 09, 2012

Probation

The act of getting something shoved up your asshole.

- Hey, did you hear Leo got probed?
-what! He’s on probation?

by Mesanen Abdllh September 01, 2022

Probation Officer

Eh, the man that watches you after you get out of the clink, see?

Man I wanna do some crime but my Probation Officer won’t let me. Womp womp.

by Coco11d7 December 11, 2023

Probation princess

A fine ass bitch that gets away with all sorts of probation volations with her probation officer.....male or female.

Richard: How's JADE doing with her probation?

Alex: You know her....she's.to fine to do time! Fkn probation princess.

by Tbh in box me February 07, 2017

Pussy Probation

when your girlfriend bans you from initiating or asking for sex

nah you didnt do the dishes youre now on pussy probation

by queenbbbbbxxx October 11, 2022

Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.

"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."

by Mac May May October 04, 2016

social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.

All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.

by northtacoma December 22, 2014