Pussy Probation

when your girlfriend bans you from initiating or asking for sex
by queenbbbbbxxx October 11, 2022
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Probation Officer

Eh, the man that watches you after you get out of the clink, see?
Man I wanna do some crime but my Probation Officer won’t let me. Womp womp.
by Coco11d7 December 11, 2023
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Probation princess

A fine ass bitch that gets away with all sorts of probation volations with her probation officer.....male or female.
Richard: How's JADE doing with her probation?

Alex: You know her....she's.to fine to do time! Fkn probation princess.
by Tbh in box me February 07, 2017
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Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.
"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."
by thesearewords August 09, 2012
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Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022
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Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.
"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."
by Mac May May October 04, 2016
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social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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