Pretzel 

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

Pretzel by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

Pretzel 

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.

Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now

Pretzel by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022

Pretzel 

Whenever a man named Lyle camp tries to murder an actress with an 3 day old pretzel.

Lyle killed Mila by death by food poisoning of pretzels

Pretzel by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel 

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie

The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel

Pretzel by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

Pretzel 

When you combine weed and tobacco together

“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.

“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”

Pretzel by kosarosa March 13, 2023

Pretzel 

Legs behind her head handcuffed together and passed around for the pleasure of the boys. Pelvis broken or not, with a little force we can do anything.

we met some girls at the bar, pretzeled them at home, and passed them around for the pleasure of the boys.

Pretzel by KJAII May 19, 2024

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.

Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."

Pretzel by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025