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A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
by lrb323 December 14, 2010
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Preparation CH

George - "Man, this Preparation CH chili is hot!"

Frank - "Yeah, it's chili! Don't get all butthurt about it.
by GoodEngrish November 20, 2013
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Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018
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Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019
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Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
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how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.
how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.
by Dejene December 30, 2023
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Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.
Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”
by hellocleveland January 8, 2024
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