Fake Pothead

Someone who doesnt smokes weed alot and then acts like they smoke all the time in public to impress people.

Tom(Fake Pothead) in public - Mayne im dying for a joint right now.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.

by Mr. Gunshotz February 18, 2010

potch

yiddish for spank.

Like when a small child takes crayons and draws on the dining room table and says that the person that lived there before did it, the mom would say: Im going to potch you in the tuchiss(butt)!

by codiakx March 2, 2009

pothiest

Originating in Canada, this word is derived from the word pot (AKA Marijuana).
It is someone who strongly believes in smoking pot.

"That avid weed smoker must be a potheist."

by nifu July 28, 2004

PotDhead

A person that usually post at PotD (Poll of the Day) at GameFAQs and is recognize as a PotDer.

Keanu versus was started by a PotDhead.

by Generic PotDer October 9, 2005

pothead fail

fail is the usual you did something stupid, fail.

pothead fail is when you forget something obvious that may or may not be important.

"Did anyone bring a lighter?"
"no..."
"pothead fail"

by Ionie March 14, 2009

potcheen

Irish illegal drink brewwed in the mountains. One sip and you will feel it travel through your blood stream. Don't mess with this stuff as many people ahve died from it. The stuff they sell legally isn't the real deal. With the real stuff you drink water the next morning and you are not hungover... you are drunk again... Weird...

I had a sip of potcheen last night. I was hammered. The next morning I drank some water and I was totally drunk again! Crazy stuff!

by Johnay May 18, 2006

pothead

One who thoroughly enjoys the mary jane. Perhaps they have been accused of loving weed more than their significant other. They smoke when they wake up, before work, during work, if possible, and as soon as they get home. They never run out of weed because they are always planning ahead.

In short, a professional weed smoker.

If you just looked up stoner/pothead on urbandictionary.com while smoking, then you are a pothead.

by Queen Marijuana July 26, 2006