postal 2

a fun game where you get to kill people, you can piss on things to, basically violent, perverted, and racist. i love it!

there is a cheat in postal 2 where you can turn citizens into osama.

by BuG January 1, 2004

the postal service

The greatest band ever.

Wow The Postal Service is amazing.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

The Postal Service

A very good band with great lyrics and a soothing sound that I love but will probably soon be ripped away from me by Mtv and teeny-boppers.

The Postal Service is pretty snazzy.

by Mariah May 7, 2005

posnav

(1). Can be used as an adjective to describe anything super slow-brained.
"That kid is so posnav!"
(2). A camel
"Hey look that posnav is carrying those middle eastern men."
(3). An affiliate of PosGang

"Look at that slow-brained posnav camel...."

by chickenwindowsvista January 29, 2018

Angry Postal Worker

When you cum on an envelope seal, let it dry, and then someone licks it.

Frank got me with the Angry Postal Worker again!

by BalsagnaFace April 29, 2021

go postal

To lash out violently and at random, often in a blind rage. Term taken from the 1990's incidents of workplace violence involving US Postal System workers.

I was so angry at work with the new workload, I was afraid I'd go postal.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

Phoswald

the common term for phoebe and oswald when theyre together. When in the company of a Phoswald be warned you may experience extreme hand holding, eye gazing, being ignored as if you dont exist, and may be reduced to throwing up, especcially if theres a Phoswald in the cinema. on the otherhand, when the Phoswald is separated into two separate people they are actually very nice and funny individuals. Phoswalds can make very good pets.

'eugh, look at what those Phoswalds are doing!!!'

'hmm, shall we invite Phoswald?'

'aww i love Phoswald!'

by amused :) May 29, 2009