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planet bullshit

planet bullshit :
- A place where everything seems to go to shit.
" I got a F on my spanish test... This shit belongs on Planet Bullshit!! "
by marycassie0x March 22, 2009
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planet bork

It's the planet for all the 900 million doggos. And today, we take a closer look at shiba inus, also known as shines. shiba inus were originally bred for hunting. But they have turned out to be more suitable for memes. They obtained a high variety of sounds to communicate with other doggos and hoomans. But there is one shine that mastered all of them. Her name is Maruko and she's 7 years old. We were lucky to find Maruko in her natural habitat. A truly fascinating individual! Researches show that she is clearly obsessed with bepis. She ignores the recommended daily dose of 100 ml a day and often consumes several litres in few hours. We look forward to understand this shibe's behaviour in the future.
NASA just drank some spront and located the planet bork!
by Sprontislife April 28, 2019
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Planet zog

A planet for retards discovered by Ian Moore the king of the internet
by Flying Bhavesh December 9, 2021
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Planet Fitness

A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
by DatOneJoker478 November 26, 2022
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Planet Loff

Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.
Holy fuck that fuckers head is so big it looks like planet Loff!
by Guacamoley October 27, 2007
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Planet of the Apes

A 1967 film by 20th Century Fox Starring Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, and Kim Hunter. This movie was a legendary science fiction film where apes rule over men. This movie won an Honary Academy Award for Outstanding Make-up Achievement. The movie made 4 sequels, 2 TV series and a whole bunch of contrerversy.
have you seen Planet of the Apes?

Ya the one where Apes can talk but humans cant.

Ya that movie had pretty cool make-up didnt it?

Ya it won a record for costing so much money for make-up.
by The Blac God of death June 22, 2004
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planet ass

a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
by kjo March 5, 2007
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