play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022

Two can play at that game

Real meaning: when someone does harm to you, you can do the same to them.

Rick: So, Mike stole Shelly from me; Well, two can play at that game!

by Fruityogos January 11, 2011

play too many games

You act like you want something, but you're indecisive and don't really care about the feelings of other people.

Friend: "Girl what happened to Paul?"
Other Friend: "He play too many games. He wasn't ready for a relationship."

by Wildgirllsu June 3, 2016

Play a nice game of scrabble

To say that you are going to play or are playing nice game of scrabble is to, announce that you are going to take a nap or go to bed or you are already sleeping.

My grandfather decided to play a nice game of scrabble when instead of helping my grandmother

by SweetPicklesYeah July 20, 2018

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

thank you so much for to playing my game

the line mario says at the end of super Mario 64

player: alright! i just beat super mario 64!

mario from the end screen: thank you so much for to playing my game

player: what

by mariofeds December 29, 2021