Gateway Piracy

- the theory of the United States (a.k.a. Team America World Police) government's attempt to cunt punch the world of pirated software, music, and movies, and the resulting consequences. The user seeking pirated goods is forced to go on a saga into the depths of the interwebz in an attempt to seek his/her original goal, the discography of Lady Gaga. Hard drugs are often easily available in these underground forums (which are rapidly flourishing) even in places where the primary focus is pirated software.
This crack down, in return, forces n00bz to seek once "publicly" available pirated goods in a darknet forum, since the likely future of pirated software is gravitating towards underground websites. Once the n00bz have discovered these forums, the n00bz are exposed to the ease of sourcing muchos drogas through online vendors. The n00bz more than likely would have never sought out drugs in real life. Since the average n00b is easily influenced, being around the availability of drugs tends to erode the previous philosophy of never abusing hard drugs. This ease of sourcing drugs through online means consumes the n00b and the future path is a life of hard drugs and selling his/her asshole for dat skrilla skrilla.
In short -
DMCA take down requests = a generation of n00bz injecting crack into their eyeballs out of sheer fear of not being able to inject into his/her once available veins in a desperate attempt to not go into withdrawal.
Ben - "Hey Roger, where can I find some good music that will make my ear canals jizz with excitement?
Roger - "I do not know Ben, it used to be available on YouTube, but due to the government cracking down on pirating, they are hard to find. I am very sad."
Ben - "Oh, I see there Roger, let's go to one of those underground forums that I saw on the news!
Roger- "Ok Ben, let's do that! I like pirating music too. I sure hope there are not an enormous amount of drugs in this mysterious place told to us on the public news that I had no previous knowledge of!"
Ben- "Me too Roger, I do not like drugs. Drugs are bad."
Roger - "I seem to have found the holy grail of pirated software and music in this miscellaneous darknet marketplace, Ben. Please, come join me to pirate the tunes."
Ben - "Roger, I have noticed that this music forum also has vendors selling muchos drogas! Let us partake!"
Roger - "You are right, Roger! There are many options for illegal narcotics here in this forum that I was forced to go to. I am thankful for Fox News for telling me about these places! Let us partake in some of these drugs!"

*2 months later*

Roger - "Spread your ass-cheeks further, Ben! I cannot plug the heroin into your ass if you do not cooperate with me. I do not like the fact we are injecting heroin into our anoos."
Ben - "Me too, my ass hurts. Damn you gateway piracy !"

~Written by Josh aka Sir Snibsalot ------- papaown@gmail.com -------
by MR BIG SNIBS August 25, 2015
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Meme Piracy

The act of stealing quality memes. The meme pirate may or may not notify the victim of their piracy.
Mario: Hey check out this spicy meme!
Pat: Dood this is my meme now.
Mario: You have committed the vicious crime of meme piracy!
Pat: Get rekt.
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Meme Piracy

Meme piracy is the act of stealing memes. Most usually this act is done by downloading the image or video and posting it elsewhere
Person 1 : Haha that's a funny meme you posted in general, what inspired you to make it?
Person 2 : Oh I didn't I found it on Instagram.
Person 1: That's Meme Piracy.
Person 2: What?
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“Hey jimmy nigga butt token king von anti piracy screen” it means i got a drop on this flexing nigga he from tenesee i had a thot she be with the shits
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Piracy

The reason that the one kid in the back of the class has every game on his Chromebook.
I will commit an act of piracy, and torrent 143GB of paid furry porn.
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Piracy

noun
The illegal version of sharing
I commited piracy
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Piracy

The best thing in the fucking existence. You want Minions 2? Pirate it! Want to play Minecraft? Pirate it too!

By doing piracy you agree to pissing the fuck out of both the company and the US government. They hate piracy because of them losing cash even though they have a fuck ton of money already.

Pirates shouldn't be ashamed of pirating because it takes fucking days, to weeks, if not fucking months for the damn movie to arrive only to find yourself not just paying 20 dollars for a dumbass video, but another 10 dollars of fucking delivery service. Piracy delivers it instantly into your device in less than 2 hours without paying for shit. L + bozo government.
News: "A 23 year old man arrested for pirating Minecraft, minions 2, the bee movie and super Mario 64"

Me: "Fucktarded government, piracy will never die."
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