sidewalk phobia 

The fear of sidewalks

“I was walking on the grass and then passed out after seeing a sidewalk right next to me, I went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with sidewalk phobia”

sidewalk phobia by L0g December 11, 2018

Peanut Phobia 

The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.

Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.

Peanut Phobia by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

jeanjoneifer phobia 

someone who is terrified of jean jones from kilsyth

do you have any phobias?
yes, i have jeanjoneifer phobia

oh really…

jeanjoneifer phobia by ilovethebibleimsosorry May 6, 2022

Sino-cov-phobia 

The present trend of hatred and fear against China in the light of Covid-19 Pandemic.

The Sino-Cov-Phobia is causing people to boycott Made in China goods all over the world.

Sino-cov-phobia by Agent PDC April 1, 2020

fragapane phobia

the fear of celebrating a birthday- one who does not wish for anyone,including family and friends, to acknowledge or celebrate their birthday.

Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.

fragapane phobia by Sparky2 October 5, 2007

Hot Topic Phobia

An innate fear of the clothing label Hot Topic, associated mainly with 6th-8th graders.

Me - yeah so I went into Hot Topic the other day and-
8th grader - WHOAH! YOU WENT INTO, LIKE, HOT TOPIC, THATS, LIKE, WAIT WHAT?
Me - no neead for the "Hot Topic Phobia"

Hot Topic Phobia by The reason to live July 9, 2009

first-born phobia 

The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.

"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."

first-born phobia by SanneStealsSocks August 28, 2009