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PFLAG Mom

An over-enthusiastic, doting, proud mother of of a gay person, the PFLAG Mom manifests herself in many borderline-embarrassing ways, from buying her child exclusively gay themed books and movies on birthdays to writing letters to the editor and attending marches on behalf of her son/daughter "who happens to be gay and of whom we are SO PROUD!"

The gay children of the PFLAG Mom realize that she means well, and understand that being subjected to Thanskgiving table discussions about gaydar while dad shifts uncomfortably in his seat are preferable to being the child of homophobes, but often can't help feeling patronized. In a reversal from convention, the children of the PFLAG Mom sometimes say they wish their mother would "tone it down a bit."
"You should see all the cheesy rainbow magnets my mother put on her car. I mean it's sweet, but, God, she's just *such* a PFLAG Mom."
by Baanjo January 10, 2009
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pflanzer

a piece of cheese or monkey that has moss on the side of it
Oh no my cheese and monkey has been pflanzered!
by dorone October 12, 2006
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Pflager

An utterly stupid child who must turn everything into an argument to survive. This child will believe he is right even when clearly wrong. Feeds on arguments, babies and Big Macs. This child may squint his eyes while arguing and include a slight headbob. Most likely will be uncoordinated and not able to walk in a straight line.
Shit, man im so tired... i was arguing with a pflager all day.
by bklar27 December 10, 2009
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Pflininster

The plastic rings used to hold a six-pack of beer cans together
When the pflininster broke, beer cans fell on the floor.

Don't leave a six-pack in the sun, or the pflininster could melt.

Unhand my pflininster, you rogue!
by marklar2000 July 23, 2018
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Pflumff

Onomatopoeia for someone or something moving with extremely low energy or collapsing.
Look at that guy just pflumffing around.

Are you just going to pflumff around all day?
by shinsyotta December 23, 2020
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pflook

To engage in sexual intercourse. The usage of the term in English originates from a phonetic spelling of the German word Pflug ("plow").
Bill: Sarah is super hot dude
Tom: Yeah, I'd totally pflook her
by ballockman32 June 16, 2021
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PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who just got canned. In addition to losing all dignity, it is learned that scores of many other people knew about it months before the terminated person. These people avoid the person losing the job as if the terminated person had plague or leprosy; hence, the invocation of "leper."The employee losing their job also loses their office, support, email, benefits, etc. And to a large degree spirit and health.

Though originating at Pfizer, the largest pharmaceutical manufacturer in the world, the term "PFLEPER" (pronounced F-LEPER) may be used for any terminated employee anywhere.

Pfizer puts a "P" before many words beginning with "F:" eg., Pfun, Pfinance, Pfamily, etc. And prefixes a "PF" on just about any other word it uses. Cute that way.
Have you heard about David? They're letting him know on Friday he's out. I think he may know. He even looks like a PFLEPER (pronounced F-LEPER).
Even the Zoloft} and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

He's really Pfucked.
by Wyeth October 1, 2009
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