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Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.
Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.
by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024
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std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.
That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.
by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018
mugGet the std-petrimug.

a Petrie

A patriotic asshole who won't admit that his country is inferior to others. Usually a Petrie is someone who is tall, ripped and most of the time they like .
Guy: Can you hear that gay tall dude constantly talking about America?

Other Guy: He's definitely a Petrie
by Botty101 July 7, 2017
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archie petrie

A fit young roadman who people think smokes weed when he doesn’t . He’s a bit of a man slag who gets wanked of
Ar Archie Petrie got wanked of by Ellie last night
by John mclarren January 11, 2018
mugGet the archie petriemug.

Petri dish

Where Metacells are evolving
by MADRiddle July 12, 2022
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Petrie

My name is Petrie
by Harvardistyping January 19, 2022
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petris

It’s people who play tetris with their penis
we don't hang out with andy, he's one of those petris types
by notable phantasm July 20, 2021
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