petarded

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!

by Massive Johnson Esquire February 23, 2003

petard

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

by Steven September 16, 2003

petard

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010

spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

peetard

nickname for "pete wentz" of fall out boy.

peetard plays the bass in fall out boy.

by bob1231232312312 September 15, 2007

Petard

The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.

"I can't believe he just did that, what a fucking Petard."

by SnG. April 4, 2010

pestradian

Also known as a pedestrian, hitch hiker, jaywalker or a broke ass without a car.

Look at Rachel waiting at the bus stop, she's such a pestradian!

by unicorn cat May 19, 2016