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a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.
"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
by Lauren P. August 11, 2005
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Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.
Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".
by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007
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bag of smashed assholes

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep
"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"
by khole April 20, 2006
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pisshole

An undesirable place to be or live. A place with poor living conditions. Has the same meaning as shithole.
"Ever since he lost his job he has been living in a real pisshole."
by IceWarm December 5, 2004
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a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.
He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!
by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006
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assholes

An alternate word for aviator-style sunglasses with very dark or mirrored lenses.

While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.

Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.
I saw a cop fall off his horse and land face first. His assholes did not survive.

Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.

Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?

No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.

Disgusting!

Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...

Let me take a guess: 311?

YES! How did you know?

Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 8, 2010
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A bowl of assholes

:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?

:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.
by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008
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