PAFS

People are fucking stupid- Used in a context where one sees some stupid shit and truly doesn't know what to say

Jake- "Holy shit, did you see those people in Florida who weren't wearing any masks?"
Kyle- "Yeah, Pafs bro"

by ChuckECheetos September 3, 2020

PAFs

Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.

You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!

by $unY3ts3n November 10, 2017

PAF

Abbreviation, "Poor As Fuck." Generally reflects a temporary (or more drastic) lack of funds.

Hey buddy, do you want to go out for lunch today?

No, man, I'm PAF. Ask me again on payday.

by colts2009 February 14, 2017

PAF

Pain in the Ass Fee

I added a 10% PAF to that customer's invoice as a charge for their annoying behavior.

by Pangaea360 September 2, 2016

PAF

Presidential As Fuck.

Trump's desire to bring back the automotive industry by relaxing EPA regulations is #PAF

by Onarga January 24, 2017

Paf

'Pissed as fuck'

I can't wait to get paf tonight

by nicepear December 3, 2011

PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

by sick weapon August 23, 2011