packet kiddie

A fucking asshole who spends nights and days on the internet infecting people with litmus bots and uses them to packet others also known as a botnet
My friend sue is a packet kiddie, funny thing is i actually pwned her first
by Joshua Tempesta March 7, 2004
mugGet the packet kiddiemug.

crap packets

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!
by erikatori June 18, 2008
mugGet the crap packetsmug.

mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.
"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"
by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007
mugGet the mayonnaise-packetingmug.

ketchup packet

The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
by bujo March 29, 2007
mugGet the ketchup packetmug.

packet kiddies

1) Lamers
2) Abusive people
3) The people with 3 inch penises
4) dizee
5) dizee's crap mother.
dizee's mother unfortunately does not know how to raise children, and therefore, has spawned this sad little thing.
by DALnetSupporter February 22, 2003
mugGet the packet kiddiesmug.

Packet Princess

A packet princess is a cyber security engineer who talks a big game but hides their lack of any fundamental skills or knowledge through theatrics and hysterics. A tell-tale sign of a packet princess is having the free time to consistently be the first to "find" the latest cyber security related articles on Reddit or Twitter. Another sign of a packet princess is celebrating as significant the discovery of knowledge that is common. The term should not be lightly used, and reserved for those whose ego and delusions of grandeur surpass all other coworkers.
"Looks like packet princess discovered grep today, talked about it for 30 minutes"
"Does packet princess actually do anything other than refresh Krebs on Security all day?"
"Packet princess hasn't talked to me in a month. They are still angry I saw them reading a tutorial on exceptions after I told them they should add exception handling to that script."
by crustycyber April 22, 2021
mugGet the Packet Princessmug.

Gold Packets

Hey I have gold packets.....you wanna Fuck Me???
by jdoooggg12333 October 8, 2009
mugGet the Gold Packetsmug.

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