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arse opener

An exceptionally large penis capable of splitting an asshole wide open.
Check out Tommy's dick. It's a real arse opener.
by Bobo Shantoya June 7, 2010
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Jell-o Opener

A trunk lid used to open a plastic cup of Jell-o via impact.
I can't get this Jell-o cup open.

Just put it in the Jell-o opener on the back of the car...works every time.
by Hate-face January 18, 2011
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can opener

A sharp edged weapon, usually used to cut open mexicans dominicans puerto ricans or african americans.
He was being a dick so I had to use my can opener on him.
by Do I need a Name July 26, 2008
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Can-opener

When two males perform double anal penetration on a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) anal cavity and both precede to move away from each other while still inserted, thus forcing the anal cavity to spread, or rip depending on your level of arousal. This can cause feces and blood to spill out onto the "can-opener's" junk. Precede with caution.
Jared and Jay did the can-opener on Brittany the other night in the high school parking lot.
by Kyle Kuff December 14, 2008
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San Quinton Can Opener

When hand to anal penetration becomes 2 hands in a vertical position, while opening into a 'V' shape, disclosing the view of the cavity
Sally wanted the fist so much, I decided to give her a San Quinton Can Opener for the camera view of her Scooby Snacks
by bullish behavior September 25, 2008
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Ethiopian Can Opener

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!
by Bexxx May 1, 2004
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anal opener

similar to "can opener" maneuver off of the diving board, but landing directly in the ass, causing an extreme rush of water into the asshole.
While trying to show off my incredibly awesome dives, I accidently fell directly on my ass, creating an anal opener.
by brookie brooks August 23, 2006
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