Ook for a fiver

A paid blowjob.

(To a homeless person)
Can I get an ook for a fiver?

(From a homeless person)
I dealt man an ook for a fiver and have me no regrets.

by SAT_VOCABULARY June 21, 2025

Ooking

Amazing, great, phenomenal, brilliant, awesome, etc. A superlative used to describe something. Popular in the North West of England. Possibly derived from local pronunciation of a ruder expletive.

Kid A: Hey look, I got two cards in my bubble gum wrapper!
Kid B: Ooking!

by crowriver December 8, 2023

Ooks

When you’re in a cooked situation. Another term for awkward.

I just saw my ex in public while I was with my new man, that’s ooks.

by The Brookie Cookie March 14, 2019

Ook

Any device capable of delivering a vaporized form of nicotine to the lungs.

Hey man, can I hit the ook?

by Kal Duke December 30, 2018

ook

printer with paper and spells mokamaka

yooo have you seen that ook the other day?

by AlammarDick November 20, 2019

Ook

when someone says something and you don’t know what else to say.

”i’m soo tired omg”

”OOOK.”

by iheartskeppy September 2, 2021

Ook

The sound a monke makes when it feels excited, sad, or angry.

"OOK! You Will suffer in hell, for Insulting our monke Tribe! OOK! OOK!"

"ook, ook! Monke like, monke LIKE! Ook Ook!!"

"oookk..... Monke no like... Oook.. Ook.."

by MonkeManOok! January 8, 2021