The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven

Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value "1" in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistantly being pressed while tapping "1" for the overused "!"'s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.

Chuck : What the Heck!!!1!1!!!.
Steve : Ha Ha Ha !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven
Chuck : Thats not funny

by Alex Rhodelander August 24, 2007

nobody likes onions

A great podcast, Extremely racist, very funny. Kicked out of itunes music store for no reason, Hosted by Patrick, and Hollywood Adam. Very funny show everyone should check it out. www.nobodylikesonions.com

Adam:I'll pinch your nipples again i swear.
Patrick:Banned from the show *Rip*
Adams Mom:I am queen
Dion the Cat Raper: IMA RAPE SOME PRETTY LIL KITTYS!!!
Nobody likes onions great podcast check it out.
www.nobodylikesonions.com

by Monty P October 16, 2005

onion booty

Booty that looks so good, it makes grown man want to cry.

Damn man, that girls got onion booty.

by g-money April 4, 2003

onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017

Onion Sweat

The nasty sweat from your balls that has the odor of onions.

After I got done working out I threw my boxers in the wash, they smelled like onion sweat.

by afj21 October 30, 2006

onion trap

When an individual (usually someone commenting on Facebook) reads the title of an article on The Onion and believes it to be real.

North Korea is famous for falling into Onion traps.

A: This stupid article says that FIFA wants female players to spend more time jumping.
B: That article was on The Onion, you dipstick. Stop falling into Onion traps!

by horatiofanz August 11, 2015