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tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
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Corey Lie One Downski

A popular derisive nickname for the right wing American political operative, hitman and lobbyist who is a profligate liar and who is also soon expected to run for the Senate.
Right outta the starting gate since he was recruited by 45 to intimidate Jeff Sessions, Corey Lie One Downski has demonstrated his capacity for criminal behavior and deep disdain for the truth.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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one-downer

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"
I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..
by thomas curtis June 18, 2008
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One-downzies

The opposite of 'one-upping' someone.
Also called 'one-downing'.

Generally used to troll someone; confuse them, or make them upset. Sometimes the victim doesn't even notice.

A form of comedy potentially even more lame than puns.
No wait, it is.
John: It's raining really hard outside today!
Cathy: Yeah it's kindda drizzling...
John: Aw, I hate one-downzies!
Cathy: One-downzies bothers me too...

Patrick: Life is good!
Lizzy: Life is okay.

Brad: I really hate Mike!
Taryn: Yeah Mike is kind of a jerk...

Chase: Taco Bell's meat is absolutely disgusting.
Meagan: Their meat is sort of low quality.
by Paulexander November 24, 2010
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one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
by Beatreese October 11, 2009
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One-Downing

One-downing is simply the opposite of one-upping.

Also known as a "race to the bottom." This tactic is used by everyone from fast food produces, horror movie directors, indeed the President of the United States of America, to shock people by showing them that the bar can still be lowered.
While many fast food producers are scrambling to one-up each with healthy offerings, KFC is one-downing them all the with the double down sandwich.
by SearchFHG June 16, 2018
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