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One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010
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One Time Nut Pass

The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in
''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''
by krissacred November 2, 2022
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One Time When Fuck You

A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You
You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..

Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..

You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : One Time When Fuck You

Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One
by Lmfao 😄 May 8, 2014
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One Time When Fuck You

A Phrased Use When You Are Telling A Story To People One Fuck Ass Decides To Interrupt You Or Just Something To Say So People Think You're Gonna Tell A Story But It Just Leads To A Fuck You .
Example 1
You : Hey One Time I Was Riding An Electric Scooter And ...

Person : * Interrupts You * Oh That Reminds Of This One Time ..

You : * Interrupt Back * Oh Yeah It Reminds Me Of That One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : Oh Hey One Time When Fuck You

Person : Dick ..
by Scoutt_cx May 8, 2014
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One time editor

Lame-assed punks who sign up to be UD editors only to get their stupid definition published,but,after realizing the backlog of definitions ,they take the chicken shit way out and plead for other editors to publish it rather than putting in some time and helping out with the editing.
Some shit-for-brains one time editor was begging to get his girl friend's name published for an anniversary present. Last of the big spenders.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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One time for the one time

When you yeet on somebody too hard, and they get upset, to let them know it was a one time thing and you won't ever nae nae on them or hit that soulja boy in their face ever again, you tell them it was jus one time for the one time
Yo, my bad man, when i whipped on your little brother it was just one time for the one time
by Devdood1232 February 9, 2018
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one time for the one time

to do something only one time in your life. (Usually used when talking about sex)
"Hey, Maria, do you want to have sex one time for the one time"
by Daquan8520 February 12, 2014
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