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Lease locked

When you are in a relationships that started off rocky, but go threw with it any way. One person is picking up the slack on the expenses more so than the other and the slack picker upper is tired of the lack of communication and responsibility of the other person in said relationship. The couple signs a lease agreement with the landlord, property manager, and land owner, mortgage Co, ECT. Then realize that they are locked into contract for a period of time. The person has been stuck with the bill more than once. Has a higher paying job and goals to provide for a support system w/ out a hand out card from the county to do it. The one person has the stability to succeed, while the other just floats threw with no idea how to even buy it’s own cloths, grandma/pa or parents by them lunch and provide with cloths still at an older age, lives way beyond it’s means no matter how hard the supporter try’s to explain it won’t work unless he/she realizes that a real relationship is not just about the fling, but the effort it takes to provide a stable home. Will usually tell all it’s co-workers and buddies the downs it can to make it self feel above the woman for sympathy to gain attention and another bed to crash in when the slacker won’t stop over spending. Really doesn’t love who it is living with and doesn’t want to come to grips with the fact that the person got into the relationship over the sexual and not the goal oriented reasons for a relationships future Long Term Goal efforts.
Then The goal oriented 1 ends up having to be under budgeted when it comes time for necessity’s i.e. bills, then being obligated to pick up all the tab.

Man, I’m so tired of his/her unorganized, no goal, lazy, obnoxious mouth bull about how stupid other people are and the he/she still has the elder taking care of his/her at this age. I’m lease locked and annoyed.

Insert name here, actually had the audacity to call and say it thinks that your still hung up on an ex, but calls her/him it’s ex’s name on the voice mail several times instead of saying your name, but you’re the one with the problem. That’s rich. Hears an Example:

P1: You need to come to grips with the fact your still in love with your ex. Your still in love and he/she chose to be with some one else and I know you don’t want to be with me The accusers Ex’s name here…it goes on and it’s not pretty.

P2: See who really has the problems in life. Your dragging our life threw the mud, calling me your ex’s name and can’t just grow the heck up. I’m lease locked with you and you treat me like dirt and for the last time play’s the voice mail on speaker for the slacker the only people that will get hurt in this is the kids and you need to come to grips with the fact that it’s time to grow up and get over yourself and might accomplish some thing other than simply running your mouth all day.
by LifeAsThis1knowsit May 12, 2010
mugGet the Lease lockedmug.

lease breaker

Term used to describe a person who breaks their lease.
I would not recommend this tenant, they are a lease breaker.
by JustMakesSense July 9, 2024
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Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
mugGet the Lease-a-Lobemug.

New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky
Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024
mugGet the New Lease On Lifemug.

leased

To describe a person who has been free for a long time
I am in prison but I wish I was leased like almost everybody in the world
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DHCP lease breaking party

A particularly-wild form of LAN party which is held by disgruntled tenants attempting to induce their upstream provider to terminate a fixed-term DHCP lease before its expiry date. The usual targets are unscrupulous phone and cable operators who lock victims into one-sided multi-year contracts and refuse to let them leave, even as they unilaterally and repeatedly raise prices for inferior service. It's like the cockroach motel, where they check in but they don't check out.

The idea is to annoy providers just enough that they suddenly beg the tenant to leave or even seek to evict instead of holding them hostage to a fixed-term which is no longer useful to a client who needs to be able to leave without penalty after having taken a lucrative job in another city.
Likely apocryphal, the DHCP lease breaking party is a fusion of three intertwined concepts:

- A "lease breaking party" in residential tenancy is a party or gathering that disturbs other neighbouring tenants enough to induce a landlord to break the lease

- A "LAN party" is a wild gathering of video game geeks which degenerates into a "rainbow party" like orgy of video game players competing to see how far down the joystick each can leave their respective lip prints; these events are associated with widespreaad abuse of LAN party drugs and overclocking on highly-customised water-cooled gaming PC's.

- A "DHCP lease" is a feature of the Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol which attempts to hold an Internet Protocol address for a predefined "lease" time so that it may be assigned to the same device when it reconnects.

These wild LAN parties often end badly, with clients going from multi homed to homeless or being bumped off the network entirely. A particularly wild DHCP lease breaking party with extensive LAN party drug use is highly disruptive to tenants of neighbouring IP addresses. An orgy of video games, online porn and bacchanalia tends to degenerate into sloppy seconds bandwidth and conditions prone to spread computer virii, but the situation with most low-rent ISP's is so dismal that client PC's have few other viable options.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
mugGet the DHCP lease breaking partymug.

Flip my lease

A lease transfer or sublet that happens between two people, directly, and transferred digitally.
I got a dope new job in San Fran so I'm going to flip my lease. Peace out, NYC!

My boyfriend cheated on me so I kicked him out but now I can't afford the rent. I guess I gotta flip my lease.

My landlord caught me Airbnbing my apartment in FiDi and I can't afford this rent without Airbnb. I gotta flip my lease.
by leaseflipper June 6, 2016
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