Swedish Omelette

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.

Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!

by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010

chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016

Flip the Omelette

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

by Corncakes February 8, 2020

omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

cheese omelette

A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.

"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."

by The Sweetness December 17, 2007

Pasadena Omelette

When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.

Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"

Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"

by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018