by Chesewallrus June 8, 2018

by Eat it December 4, 2013

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
by funkyfred July 13, 2017

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:
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by flickingpickles December 14, 2013

Scrawny and tall and terrible with the ladys. Drives a pos Cadillac. Wacks off sideways do to his crooked shoulder
by Jsjebbdjjend. x April 30, 2019
