The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
by a nub November 8, 2018
Get the Quaker Oatsmug. Slang term to describe males who respect women and lack all unnecessary masculine qualities such as misogyny or no self-awareness, therefore the other alpha males are easily triggered and think it is unacceptable.
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".
Kurtis Conner is such an Oat Bro. He's in his long term relationship only because he has a blue check.
by Savannah02 January 20, 2021
Get the Oat Bromug. by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016
Get the Oats onemug. 
Noun: During a heavy night of drinking at a bar, the perpetrator thinks he needs to relieve himself and once he gets to the men's room he pukes into the urinal, leaving it for the next guy to view what appears to be "Urinal Oats"cereal.
Ed the bartender is not very happy that he needs to clean up the urinal oats left behind by Earl, the lightweight drunk.
by Abe Vichoada September 8, 2010
Get the Urinal Oatsmug. Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.
more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"
more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"
by dickytim August 29, 2016
Get the fucking oatsmug. The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
Get the Ball & Oatsmug.