Nutritionist

A young woman who after years of looking good suddenly develops a hankering for conservative politics, incessant Facebook status updates, and ingesting far more calories than necessary. Thus, despite earning money to help people lose weight, their own weight balloons to cartoonish levels. Foods of choice include: cheesecake, cheesecake, and CHEESECAKE.

That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.

by superjorge69 November 22, 2016

mega-nutrition

a delicious candy-bar kind of like twix but 1 is white chocolate &the other is milk chocolate. they are energy enhancers.

Have you tried that mega-nutrition? IT REALLY GIVES YOU A BOOST!

by up_for_sale January 15, 2004

nutation

When someone asks you “Are you scared? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit or cum?” making your ball sack physically start quaking

That guy was so scary. The nutation in my pants was so intense

by Orangepylon February 27, 2019

Nutritionized

See MR. BEAST 50 hours in Solitary Confinement for origin

Properly Nutritionized my body.

by What_is_a_ pseudonym April 7, 2021

Bedrosian notation

Noticing any pretty woman of Latin American origin

Here you again, Charles, with your Bedrosian notation. Let it go

by ogo April 22, 2008

Nutritionista

Someone who is highly interested in healthy eating, nutrition, natural living and wellness. This person might also be well-read on topics like vitamins, supplements, natural remedies, whole-body wellness, fitness, etc. Basically, someone who wants to live healthy through eating healthy.

My sister the "Nutritionista" - she shops at Whole Foods, is always drinking water, does yoga, takes lots of vitamins. Damn, her skin looks great for her age...

by The Tie-Dye Lady November 29, 2011

Nutrition

another term for badass

boy 1: "Last night I spelunked a floosie."

boy 2: "Man, that's nutrition."

by Nutritious Arthur Paige November 23, 2003