go number 3

A less common euphemism for masturbation.

I need to go number 3.

by Pikcube February 14, 2017

number 3

Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time.

Pissing out your butt.

Hershey squirts.

I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!

by Max Pontiac December 20, 2006

detective number 3

a mysterious hand that is not afraid to give you a hand

look its detective number 3

by 11/10 that boi April 16, 2019

taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

by Razor_Beak November 06, 2019

going number 3

That time-of-the-month.

Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?

by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010

NUMBER 3

Taking a Pee is a number 1.
Taking a Dump is a number 2.
Doing both at the same time is a number 3.

Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!

by Hardtokill April 21, 2011

number 3 from the numberjacks

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

by Comander Erwin December 22, 2020