Purple Nostrils

The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.

Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.

by PapichuloDajuan June 20, 2015

Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 6, 2013

nostril fever

when someone has a giant zit located on the nose. or AMANDA.

"that girrrl has a severe case of nostril fever"

by xoxo samuel and keller January 17, 2009

double nostriling

When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some

dude did you see that girl double nostriling that was SWEET!

by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009

dirty nostril

The dirty nostril is a technique derived in the 2000s which involves placing the scrotum directly over the nostrils of a young girl while subsequently sticking the shaft into her mouth. Then you must fart in her eyes making them water from the wind released from your balloon knot.

Last night I showed her the dirty nostril, she was stoked!

by UKBOY July 8, 2009

cunt nostrils

Tear/tears in your jeans around the crutch area.

Damn girl, those are some mighty fine cunt nostrils in those there jeans!

by Annarchy_me August 6, 2008

nostril penetration

(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.

A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.

Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.

by harmless drudge June 9, 2011