Noobie

noobie is a guy who got his own friend pragnant after his handsome friends dared him to ask her out but he took it too far

noobie is a guy who got his own friend pragnant after his handsome friends dared him to ask her out but he took it too far

by Yaaaaaa yeet January 4, 2021

noobi

Noobi is usually a pretty friendly and happy person to the outside world but only those who know him really well will understand what an epic gamer and sad boi he really is. Be a noobi, they're fantastic and are unfortunately very lonely. Love a noobi they need it.

Gamer : Wow he's so trash he is such a noobi.
Noobi : *does something epic*
Gamer : I WANNA BE A NOOBI TOO!!!!

by NoobiJuanKonobi May 16, 2019

Noobie

When your country starts a second world war and this was made by the children rod center

Noobie is mega noobie noobie ans esoeme bieoon

by rodrodrodmega rod April 30, 2019

Nooby Vuitton

A beginner who thinks buying luxury-level gear equals instant skill.
Usually found rocking top-shelf brands while performing bottom-tier moves.
Example:
“He showed up in full designer gear and fell getting off the lift — total Nooby Vuitton.”
— coined by John Laporte (2025)

“That guy’s drone cost more than his car. Straight Nooby Vuitton vibes.”

by Willy Poker October 22, 2025

Little Noobie

The feeling of having sexual desires for ones younger male cousin. Often calling them little noobie to hint sexual pleasing.

Hop on little noobie.

by N921 December 3, 2022

noobie

a person who is not good at videogames and brags about everything that he has. also tries to drive people over with a truck in warzone

- yo man you a noobie?
- nah bro, I aint that bad at this game.

by ruhmoment November 5, 2020

Nac noobie

Its nac noobie!!!!! his neck hurts sometimes when he goes on airplanes, loves to go on adventures with the homies and always brings da J, loves to sit at home on sunny days and play video games, friends with sassy the sasquatch and likes his guitar.

Look its nac noobie flying on his guitar!

by Bananamanandanana November 4, 2025