nonce

A guy who roams the streets looking fir children.

For example pennywise is a big fat nonce

by OI BLUD! December 8, 2017

nonce island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

noncewomble

A British term used when someone is being a cock, peadophile, wanker or tit. Also if someone does a dick move or snakes someone out they would be described as a noncewomble.

Matt is such a noncewomble.

by Fawdo9777 February 9, 2017

nonceollie

an nonceollie is someone whos ugly annoying and a nonce!!

you can call anyone that u dont like an nonceollie

someone: omg that boy is such a nonceollie!
other person: wdym!?
someone: theyre ugly AND a nonce
other person: OH SO AN nonceollie IS SOMEONE WHOS ANNOYING AND UGLY!!!!
someone: EXACTLY
shou

by slimshadynoslim November 10, 2020

nonceburger

An absolute pedophile who does not regret his behaviour at all

Yo did you see Abdi recently
Yeah the Nonceburger has no remorse for his actions

by NonceCatcher123 June 16, 2021

Noncecake

British slang for a Pedophile that beats upon youngens cake (Ass).

"Dad you are such a noncecake!"

by BaronTheNonceCake3000 July 15, 2021

papa nonce

A pedophile who has a wife and kids.

The police caught a papa nonce today and he is expected to get 20 years prison

by kkkheilhitlerdidnothingwrong September 5, 2017