by J2thebizzle January 11, 2008
by Goo5e June 19, 2018
A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
by gaffthem Two January 20, 2011
Person 1: Hey, you should take another hit!
Person 2: No point! I've already hit the Dope Ceiling, can't get any higher!
Person 2: No point! I've already hit the Dope Ceiling, can't get any higher!
by 2d0peb0yzinaCadillac January 27, 2012
Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.
At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."
"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"
"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."
"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."
"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"
"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."
"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."
by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009
by FreakinKenny!! June 05, 2006
Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.
by koollover4u April 24, 2015