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Trumpian Nightmare

The current American reality of more than one mass shooting per day, so far in 2019.
This Trumpian Nightmare is bringing us to the brink of another Civil War.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019
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the nightmare before christmas

Pretty much the best movie ever created.
Stop-motion. claymation. all around perfect.
great music by Danny Elfman.
Directed and created by Tim Burton.
by Real Life Ragdoll May 12, 2006
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Freudian Nightmare

When a grown single man lives with and treats his mother like his girlfriend or wife. His mother in turn does the same by treating him as her spouse, and seeing anyone that he dates as a sexual rival. It is a disgusting union in which many times both parties will have thoughts of or maybe even actual sexual encounters. Gross...
Norman Bates of the TV show "Bates Motel"

"Norman Bates's life is a Freudian Nightmare".
by GrammarGeek July 17, 2015
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waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.
When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.
by bookishbedfellow June 20, 2016
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Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
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nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.
When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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Night vale

Things are weird and gay.
In night vale there are weird and gay things
by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021
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