Freudian Nightmare

When a grown single man lives with and treats his mother like his girlfriend or wife. His mother in turn does the same by treating him as her spouse, and seeing anyone that he dates as a sexual rival. It is a disgusting union in which many times both parties will have thoughts of or maybe even actual sexual encounters. Gross...

Norman Bates of the TV show "Bates Motel"

"Norman Bates's life is a Freudian Nightmare".

by GrammarGeek July 17, 2015

waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.

When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.

by bookishbedfellow June 20, 2016

Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.

kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."

by Derik September 21, 2005

nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.

When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

nightmare moon

The evil version of princess luna from mlp

Twilight and princess celestia: luna you have to control yourself or you'll destroy the castle!
Nightmare moon: Luna? I'm nightmare moon! And my only mission is to destroy you!

by Awesomedogie2 January 16, 2021

The toilets nightmare

Explosive diarrhea

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.

by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016

dry nightmare

The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.

I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.

by Shayfus January 3, 2008