Nick Dolan

A complete retard who cannot speak to girls. Plays Fortnite all day and is a loser.

Oh hey that’s Nick Dolan, his mom pays people to be his friend

by Quackattack16378 January 12, 2022

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The Nick Dood

When one takes a poop and then proceeds to masterbate on the toilet without washing one’s hands in between actions, essentially giving yourself anal.

Yesterday while I was pooping, I gave my self the Nick Dood because I was was thinking of anal.

by The Nick Dood July 19, 2018

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Nick Dick Surprise

When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.

Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.

by Nick the Niggerfaggot January 11, 2008

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A small black child who looks slighty like Gary Coleman at any age who likes to stare at a girl named Doughty and has fantasies about her. This boy can not achieve a full erection and therefore can not reproduce, therefore not being able to live up to his dream of being one of Bebe's kids, and he will live his life only ever pleasing himself with a pair of tweesers and a cotton swab.

I sure am happy that I am not fugly and gay like Nick Davis and I can have kids that will eventually grow up and whoop his colored ass. And California is gay becuase that is Where Nick "D-cup" Davis is from, which clearly makes Texas the best state. For all of you who think Texas sucks, well it would be best to inform you that the only thing Texas sucks at is the tit of awesomeness.

by J Beezie August 30, 2008

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