muppet necking 

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

muppet necking by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking 

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

turtle necking by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

soft necking by babybeem December 20, 2014

Obama Necking 

While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is black or white.

"Man, I almost rear-ended somone this morning on my way to work. I saw a Honda with an 'Obama 09' sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me."

Obama Necking by Young79 October 21, 2008

Necking

THE "hip" word for kissing and making out when I was a young teenager in the 70's.

"Rick and I were necking for hours in Carla's bedroom! I STOPPED him from putting his hands down my pants though - I wouldn't go THAT far!"

Necking by ClairBecker May 23, 2018

nucking futs 

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

nucking futs by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

Turtle necking 

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

Turtle necking by mingsly September 29, 2014