Nick Starr is a handsome beast. He feeds on newborn children and sucks the teets of his 243 monkey step sisters. He has an obsession with wooden toasters, and this isn't just one person. Anyone with this forbidden name does professional monkey teet-sucking
by ChelseaTheHotBitch October 15, 2022
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Nick Saban: "I'll Tell you I'm not going to be the Alabama Coach, I'm staying in Miami."
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Nick Saban:"I'm happy to be the Coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide."
Nick Saban: "I'll Tell you I'm not going to be the Alabama Coach, I'm staying in Miami."
Two Weeks Later.....
Nick Saban:"I'm happy to be the Coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide."
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Yesterday Scred was being verbally abused for holding a door open for another human. Instead of firing back he simply gave them the Nick Sandmann.
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Get the Nick Sandmann mug.Overrated football coach. Paid $4 million per year by Univ. of Alabama (a backwoods third rate intellectual backwater/vocational school whose rabid fans pathetically live their tragic lives vicariously though an inept has been football team).
Lies out his ass, wouldn't know integrity or honesty if it slapped him in his head. Has a mean bouffant which he adores and spends inordinate amounts of time tending. Is from some holler in West Virginia originally.
Lies out his ass, wouldn't know integrity or honesty if it slapped him in his head. Has a mean bouffant which he adores and spends inordinate amounts of time tending. Is from some holler in West Virginia originally.
We got us a goooooooooooooooooooood footbawl coach now! Nick Saban gone win us the national champion chip this year! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW! Ramma Jamma Belly Hamma! That's whut Ahm tawkin about!
by Martha Darley October 9, 2007
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by mackattack1234 January 2, 2009
Get the Nick Saban mug.Nick is an amazing man, someone who loves with all his heart, and always finds a way to make the ones who love him smile. No matter what happens. He has a bit of trouble realizing what needs to be done. Here in the real world. But, those who truly love him, want nothing more than for him to show the world how amazing he can really be! He loves hard, and fights harder, and sometimes that gets him into a lot of trouble. But in the long run, there will always be that one girl, who whether he believes it or not, is there for him, and wants the best for him.
by Bosavise July 2, 2012
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