Newark'd

A term used to describe someone who has inflicted serious harm upon them-self through clumsiness and stupidity.

Laura was day dream when she tripped off the curb and Newark'd her face into the floor.

by L fido July 31, 2013

nedward

a blue skin person and is a freak

that person is so nedward look at them they are a blue skin freak

by jocrafty August 2, 2019

dr. nefardio

the best youtuber on earth
haha yes
he has so many fard power he can fard entire world
he won the sussy game
he's pro at roblox

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by MasterTheBoi December 22, 2021

Newark

The largest city in New Jersey (280,000). A city of grime and grit, just 10 miles outside New York City in northern New Jersey. It is the headquarters to a number of banks, insurance companies and pharmaceutical corporations.

Newark, despite having numerous corporate headquarters to large companies, has much potyential but is a city of grime and grit instead.

by [e-mail] May 20, 2008

Newark valley

Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you don’t drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000’s truck you are most likely thought of as “retarded”. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And you’d better take a rip or you’ll be thought of as a snitch and you’ll probably get beat up

Let’s go to Newark valley because I haven’t seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her 😉

by Nerk_vallian_69 June 18, 2019

Newark

Endless city in Ohio. Doesn't exactly have any borders to the city, just keeps going on forever.

"Excuse me, how do you get out of newark, ohio?"
"Beats me, that's why i live here!"

by NYCGURLIE3 August 23, 2008

newark academy

An interesting school in New Jersey which focuses on racial diversity (except for black people, there are only a few of them)and academics. The population is about 65-70% white, 10% indian, 20% jewish, 10%black, 7% asian, 3% other. While most of the students strive for academic excellence and extracurricular focuses, some just dont. These few are classified as mistakes and the school recognizes they exist. A few prominent members of the faculty include a fantastic principal, a drunk pe teacher, a "hawt" health teacher and a hippie math teacher.

Newark Academy's mens tennis team just raped us.

by TheJewsWillRise December 4, 2006