New York Yankees 

A baseball team with fans (99% of them bandwagon) that doesn't shut up about their 26 world titles, and uses their incredibly high paycheck to hire new players who either used to be good in the past. They are the second most annoying team in baseball. (The most annoying being the Red Sox.)

The New York Yankees are doshops;khjos;hjm

New York Yankees by Roki April 5, 2008

New York Yankees 

The best and most recognizable sports franchise ever created throughout the world. With 27 world championships, the Yankees have the most championship wins and playoff appearances not only in Major League Baseball, but in the entire world. The Yankees have had the greatest baseball players to ever step foot on this planet play for them. The Yankees rival is the Boston Red Sox. Red Sox fans are known to bitch and whine about how much money the Yankees have and how some players have used steroids. Their money is earned from being solid throughout the years, not because the Yankees are corporate bastards who have millions of dollars to blow. Apparently, Red Sox fans are fucking blind to the Yankees' past and think that one loss will make a team suck. In short, the Yankees are the best organization of professional sports players ever assembled who shit on pitiful Red Sox fans that are blind and can't see success.

Red Sox Fan - "NEW YORK YANKEES SUCK! RED SOX FUCKING OWN, WOOOOO!"

Yankees Fan - "Shut the fuck up and cry over our 27 Championships."

New York Yankees by PrecisionBassPaul October 13, 2010

new york yankees 

a good team even though i love the red sox i've learned that yes the yankees are a good team but like i said i love the red sox

red sox rule but the new york yankees are pretty good

new york yankees by GRant gosselin January 15, 2008

New York Yankees 

sox fans...allu you hafta say is this...hey how bout them Jets/giants?


go pats

Jorge Posada is a little bitch.

New York Yankees by Johnny O August 24, 2004

New York Yankees 

more simply known as YANKEES

New York Yankees by Anonymous October 18, 2003

New York Yanker 

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

New York Yanker by newyorker51 October 12, 2023