Nervous Bear

1) When a person's scent reflects how a bear might smell when under stress or when faced with a challenging situation.

I was going to go to the concert with Louise, but she was smelling a bit nervous bear so I went with my mum instead.

by Thom Gins March 16, 2008

Nervous Pooer

A person, generally a woman, who dislikes or fears defecating in places other than his or her own home. This can be an issue of hygiene or an irrational fear.

In some cases this is brought on by a women's fear of others' knowledge that she does, in fact, go #2.

Person 1: Oh, I gotta go...

Person 2: Go ahead and use the toilet here, it's clean enough.

Person 1: No, I can't. I'm a nervous pooer. I have to use my own toilet

by Mysterious Benefactor January 5, 2010

Nervous Al

A geek who walks up to an attractive woman and prematurely ejaculates so hard that semen shoots through his pants and splatters all over the poor girl.

That girl got soaked from that Nervous Al!

by Travisimoooo July 24, 2010

nervous pudding

Jello gelatin

Tony wants a bowl of nervous pudding.

by Tcbohica May 13, 2016

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.

"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"

by samimiami December 16, 2011

nervous erection

When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically

They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.

Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.

by The Stinge2 March 17, 2017