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Nerded

Adjective dictating one who is overly nerdy. It's use is limited, but powerful.
nate your friends are really nerded..up (Nate, your friends are really nerded up.)
by Nate July 4, 2004
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nerded

to knock the books out of someones hands so as their papers go all over the place.
ryan just got nerded and his papers are all over the 200 hall.
by lebeau May 19, 2006
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Nested Kiss

1) A kiss that takes place during the release of of a hug.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.
1)While I was hugging her I decided that this was my last chance to make a move, so I went for the nested kiss.

2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.
by 11235813853211 November 24, 2011
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nerded

Verb. Giving way, way too much detail to someone about something they almost certainly don't care about in the slightest; often taking a condesending or preachy tone. The content of the nerding is usually, but not isolated to, a persons area of academic interest.

It is common that no-one can actually understand the nerding, not as a result of the complexity of information presented but as a result of the nerds proximity of his/her head to his/her upper, upper colon while speaking.

When this happens someone is said to have 'nerded'.

'Nerding' is a sin commonly commited by students of the computer sciences, of physics, and other area of science, but is also regularly observed in those studying humanities, the arts or nothing at all, who have extracurricular interests such as world of warcraft, comic books, sci-fi or the manufacture of 16th century table legs in northern france.
Often someone will make the comment "well you just nerded all over that conversation" or "thanks for covering me in nerd"
This is how you can tell someone has had their moment of nerding brought to a needed end, and is your cue to regain consciousness and begin paying attention to what is being said. At this point the conversational theme has decayed to a barrage of deserved abuse directed at the nerd.

I dare not give a direct example of 'nerding' as it may cause you to loose the will to live. If you really need one just ask a nerd how to adjust your IP settings.

I will also point out that it is possible to nerd without knowing if the people you are with are too polite, or just want to bitch about you later. Just look for the tell tale signs that include rolling of the eyes, sideways glances, involuntary actions of fatigue and snoring and in extreme case soiling of one self as to find an excuse to leave.
But these are not always present.
Hell, I may have just nerded all over you.
by BeerSec February 26, 2010
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NARTED

NARTED is the past tense of nut
Yeah I fucked this girl a while ago I NARTED in her
by Anarchists May 29, 2018
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Nerped a Lumby

When managing money paid by others and pooled for future disbursement on their behalf, and you feel the urge to take some for yourself as an unapproved "service fee".
"I hear that Tristan collected all of the funds from everyone for our Fantasy Football League but he Nerped a Lumby; so now we are way short of funds in the pool."
by Saundoggy April 6, 2022
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nerzed

Getting "electrocuted with static electricity" (zapped) by a nerd.
I got nerzed by Billy-Bob because of the **** wool.
by Miguel Banks May 8, 2006
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