Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 5, 2017

notification validation

The act of receiving validation via notification

Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.

"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.

by iNT2 April 11, 2011

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.

Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!

by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011

notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.

I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?

by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011

edification

The act of explaining something yet again to Ocean Jasper. Usually relating to his confusion in regards to the true nature of Audrey's and XA's personalities.

Ocean, this is the fifth time I've told you that edification is for your own good, idiot.

by Ocean October 28, 2006