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Ned

Describes a person’s Genie or Clone that has good fashion sense or style
by Genies December 19, 2018
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Ned

A Ned is an extremely sexy, buff and sport super star fella. Ladies are drawn to him. Defines the term 'chick magnet' as women are attracted to him
Girl 1 "hey look it is a Ned"
Girl 2 "how do you know"
Girl 1 "just look at him"
by Anonymous18572 July 9, 2016
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Ned

A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 8, 2010
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Ned

An arsehole who finds fun in beating up anyone, mainly nerds,geeks, goths, emos, moshers, and old people. Characterised by extreme stupidity and high-pitched voice.

Thought to stand for Non-Educcated Delinquant, they originated in Glosgow

These are the type of people you see hanging about street corners smoking dope and drinking vodka that go around stabbing each other and putting in on YouTube, giving Britain a bad name. The Scottish equivalent of Chav.
Neds go around smoking dope and drinking alchohol getting pissed and stabbing people they are somplete arseholes so lets destroy the ned.
by NedNChavHater32624 March 21, 2009
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Ned

Ned's a actor dude from Michigan. He's an ass. A f'king beast. He's also a cheerio. ALSO SEE: JASPAR, YUUKI, THAIR, and NICK.
Ned: Art thou meth stew?
Crabuloux: Yes? This reminds me of... JACK BLACK!
Ned: NOOO!
by crabuloux occifer December 1, 2004
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ned

neds usually hang around in groups 15-20 and they come from the glasgow area of scotland. they smoke lots and are usually seen drinking either buckfast wine or dragon soop. male neds wear tracksuit bottoms with white socks and a nike or adidas hoodie. female neds,, known as nedettes wear a tracksuit with air force 1’s,, 10 fake gold rings,, giant hoop earrings and very orange fake tan or foundation that makes them look like wotsits. they start to make baby neds from around the age of 10.
common ned names:
male: harry,, aaron,, marco,, charlie,,nathan,, lewis

female: lucy,, amy,, madison,, millie,,chantelle,, derri

please publish this because it’s really funny and true just please xxxxxxx
neds have lots of children from a young age and they are orange
by 👸🏽heather x July 9, 2020
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NEDs

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast, wearing enough cheap gold to make a prostitute blush whilst thinking that tucking their shell suit bottoms into their socks is the hieght of fashion. Also like to shout slipknot at anyone who doesn't conform to the above.
Just travel on the Glaswegian public transport system once and you'll see.
by Trotsky&co January 18, 2004
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